New Eh? Doh.
A Canadian Hockey Roleplaying Game
Welcome to New Eh Doh, Bud!
Where, no joke, fifty million hosers can just think stuff into existence.
Superstition? Yeah, that’s not just some old wives’ tale — it’s basically your backup plan if things go sideways.
So tell me, buddy…
What do you want the whole gang to believe about you, eh?
“One of the Games of All Time”
New Eh Doh Is Live On Kickstarter!
Grab yer toques and tape up yer sticks, ’cause New Eh Doh is hittin’ the ice and needs yer support, ya hosers! This ain’t just another RPG – it’s a full-blown, slapshot-slingin’, moose-callin’, myth-fightin’ Canadian classic in the makin’.
Wanna see how close we are to snaggin’ our goal of 30,000 Timbits? Skate on over to the scoreboard and watch the puck glide closer and closer to lightin’ the lamp! Every single toonie, loon, and Timbit helps us bring this beaut of a game to life, and your support means the world to us.
The Scoreboard
Buildin’ a game’s no walk in the snow, eh? Here’s how many loonies we’ve wrangled so far—and where we’re tossin’ ’em
34,477
Loonies & Toonies Collected
Where the coin’s gone? Right here, bud.
265
Polar Bear Deterrent Spray
200
Tim Hortons Lore Consultants
415
Ice Rink Rental
800
Scented Dice (Maple Bacon Edition)
1,816
Emergency Poutine Fund
783
Beaver Union Negotiations
15,000
Sasquatch Appearance Fees
600
Plaid Pattern Licensing Rights
872
Beers with the Boys
436
Moose miniatures
1,564
Tims Runs
791
Hockey Tape
Meet the Team
Pull up a chair, grab a double-double, and get to know the hosers behind New Eh Doh! This ragtag crew’s workin’ harder than a Zamboni driver on a cold night to bring you a game packed with all the maple, moose, and mayhem you could ask for. From the rulebook wranglers to the art-stick handlers, these are the folks makin’ the magic happen!
Coach Maple (Lead Dev)
The head honcho callin’ all the shots and makin’ sure the plays run smooth. Known for bustin’ out killer strategies between sips of double-doubles and snackin’ on Timbits.
Eh-Tist Extraordinaire (Art Director)
Drops the gloves on boring art and delivers slapshot visuals that’ll make you say “beauty, eh?” When not sketchin’ moose or maple leaves, they’re probably rockin’ a toque and chillin’ with a cold one.
Puck Wizard (Game Designer)
Craftin’ all the rules and wild critters you’ll face on the ice. Famous for their sharp wit, quick thinking, and a never-ending stash of poutine.
Rink Rat (Community Manager)
Keeper of the peace in the chat, makin’ sure the spirit stays high and answers come quick. Always ready with a “sorry” and a “what’s up, buddy?”
The Stat Sheet Sheriff (System Specialist)
Keeps all the numbers in line and makes sure the game flows like a perfect power play. Can crunch stats faster than a Zamboni cleans ice.
FAQ
Lookin’ for the skinny on New Eh Doh before you slap on your skates and jump into the barn? You came to the right place, hosers!
We’ve rounded up the most common head-scratchers from our fellow Canucks. Still got a stumper? Give us a shout and we’ll sort you out faster than a Zamboni on fresh ice!
What’s New Eh Doh all about, bud?
This ain’t your grandma’s RPG, eh? New Eh Doh throws you right into the heart of Canadian hockey culture with a twist of myth and mayhem. You’ll be slappin’ pucks, throwin’ fists, and chirpin’ your mates while dealin’ with all kinds of wild critters and legends from the Great White North. It’s about havin’ a good time, tellin’ epic stories, and bringin’ that true north spirit to your game nights.
Do I gotta know hockey to play this?
Naw, bud, don’t sweat it! You don’t gotta be a Stanley Cup champ or even know the rules of shinny to get in on the fun. New Eh Doh is made for every hosers—whether you’re a rink rat who lives for hat tricks or someone who just loves the smell of fresh snow and Tim Hortons. We keep it simple so you can jump in quick and start chirpin’ your pals without any penalty calls.
What kinda characters can I play, buddy?
Oh, the whole kit and caboodle! You can be anything from a slick sniper with a wicked wrister, to a tough-as-nails grinder who ain’t afraid to drop the gloves. Wanna be a moose whisperer or a ghost goalie hauntin’ the rink at midnight? Go for it! The only limit is how big your imagination is—and how many pucks you can handle before takin’ a spill.
How do I back this game and get my mitts on it?
It’s easier than snaggin’ a spot in the Timmy’s drive-thru, bud. Just chuck some loonies or toonies our way on Kickstarter, pick the backer tier that suits your style, and you’re on the squad. You’ll score digital rulebooks, sweet swag, and maybe even some exclusive gear to flex at the rink. Plus, you’ll be immortalized in the Hall of Beauties as a true north legend for helpin’ bring this game to life.
What’s the deal with all the maple syrup and moose stuff?
Well, bud, that’s just the secret sauce that makes New Eh Doh pure Canadian magic! Maple syrup’s not just for pancakes here—it’s the heart and soul of the game’s spirit, sweetening every story and slapshot. And the moose? They ain’t just big ol’ critters wanderin’ the bush—they’re legends, guardians, and sometimes a real pain in the keister! You’ll be meetin’ ’em all over the place, from frozen forests to the rink itself. It’s all part of the charm, eh? Mixing the wild northern wilderness with that classic hockey grit to give you a game that’s as Canadian as a snowstorm in January.
Oh hey! Just the Web Dev here, no big deal Bud.
So listen, I don’t own this game or anything, alright?
This site’s just a bit of a laugh, made with the go-ahead from the absolute beauty who actually made the game.
Do ’em a solid: go check ’em out, toss some love their way, and maybe say thanks for bein’ a real good sport and makin’ somethin’ this rad, eh?